You may think that these are $900 jeans with the trendy slit in the butt cheek... but no. These are my favorite Gap jeans and that perfect butt slit was achieved by frantically leaping into a taxi cab yesterday. Starting to take orders for the jean butt slit... hit me up if interested.

orange eyebrows < not orange eyebrows

crying sun tears

when your bestfriend tells you dirty secret.

I don’t want to be that lameo.