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:) I'm a modern man

A man for the millennium

Digital and smoke free

A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist

Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect

I've been uplinked and downloaded

I've been inputted and outsourced

I know the upside of downsizing

I know the downside of upgrading

I'm a high tech lowlife

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And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond

I'm new wave but I'm old school

And my inner child is outward bound

I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer

Voice activated and biodegradable

I interface from a database

And my database is in cyberspace

So I'm interactive

I'm hyperactive

And from time-to-time

I'm radioactive

Behind the eight ball

Ahead of the curve

Riding the wave

Dodging a bullet

Pushing the envelope

I'm on point

On task

On message

And off drugs

I got no need for coke and speed

I got no urge to binge and purge

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On the edge

Over the top

But under the radar

A high concept

Low profile

Medium range ballistic missionary

A street-wise smart bomb

A top gun bottom feeder

I wear power ties

I tell power lies

I take power naps

I run victory laps

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A raging workaholic

A working rageaholic

Out of rehab

And in denial

I got a personal trainer

A personal shopper

A personal assistant

And a personal agenda

You can't shut me up

You can't dumb me down

'Cause I'm tireless

And I'm wireless

I'm an alpha male on beta blockers

I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever

Laid back but fashion forward

Up front

Down home

Low rent

High maintenance

Super size

Long lasting

High definition

Fast acting

Oven ready

And built to last

I'm a hands on

Footloose

Knee jerk

Head case

Prematurely post-traumatic

And I have a love child who sends me hate mail

But I'm feeling

I'm caring

I'm healing

I'm sharing

A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver

My output is down

But my income is up

I take a short position on the long bond

And my revenue stream has its own cash flow

I read junk mail

I eat junk food

I buy junk bonds

I watch trash sports

I'm gender specific

Capital intensive

User friendly

And lactose intolerant

I like rough sex

I like tough love

I use the f word in my email

And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn

I bought a microwave at a mini mall

I bought a mini van in a mega store

I eat fast food in the slow lane

I'm toll free

Bite sized

Ready to wear

And I come in all sizes

A fully equipped

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Hospital tested

Clinically proven

Scientifically formulated medical miracle.

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